Holiday wishlist for a patent attorney. (UPDATE)

Welcome back from Thanksgiving. Now its time to start shopping — here is a holiday wish-list for a patent attorney.

• Disc Golf Set


• Boker Knife -- 300 Layers of Steel (Remember — take knife out of pocket before court)


• Xbox 360


• Big Flat Panel
  
• Power Tools

UPDATE: It turns out that not all patent attorneys are men who like sports, games & tools.  Here are a few other suggestions that I received from Patently-O readers.

• Ladies Shoes


• The 2005 Holiday Gift Guide for Lawyers. (via Doug)


• Patential “the new board game designed by patent attorney Richard Warburg, illuminates the business of pharmaceutical development by taking players step-by-step through the process.”