Quite amazing technology. Mr. Roller's abstract reads:
Chris Roller wants exclusive right to the ethical use and financial gain in the use of godly powers on planet Earth. The design of godly-products have no constraints, just like any other invention, but the ethnic consideration of it's use will likely be based on a majority vote of a group, similar to law creation. The commission I require could range from 0-100% of product price, depending on the product's value and use.
Claim 1.
Godly powers are being used on planet Earth. For example, technology (i.e. Electronic and Medical) is being assisted by godly powers throughout the planet. Godly powers could be used prior, during, and after godly product/procedure. For example; Before--in the making of a device, like a micro-processor chip. During--in the operation of a device, like an inkjet printer cartridge. Afterwards--like gradual scar removal from breast implant surgery. A magician might perform magic before, during, and after, for any given trick ("illusion").
My question, of course, is why the PTO classified this application as an optical amplifier in Class 359?
Credit: Patently-O reader Helen Samson (Nufern) ran across this application while scrolling through new optical patent applications.
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