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Hopefully it's about patent attorney/inventors who routinely flaunt their ability to not abide by 112, and ignore in full section 103 at time of filing. That's what I thought "A Patent Lie" was going to be about when I read the title.

You guys will be able to relate to the protagonist. I mean really get into the character's shoes and feel like you're right there in the action.

maybe his next book will be about the ultra-exciting lives of 20-something post adolescent examiners who play video games and use baby talk. the potential source material is enormous.

Douglas Coupland would surely be the man for the job of writing a novel about life in the USPTO. E6 is classic material for him.

"I mean really get into the character's shoes and feel like you're right there in the action."

F'ing hilarious, ive been waiting for some chatter on this post.

does e6K qualify as a "public figure?"

e6k fan,

If by "chatter" you mean "noise," then e6k is your man.

FYI: E6K is 52.

E2K

I'm 52? I think you meant 25.

Me playing back in 2004 in the white:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS7hkwbKmBM&feature=related

I don't get to play as much lately though :(

Don't read that junk, I'm writing a book called "The PTO STIC Murders." It chronicles the seedy life of an old primary examiner who fronts a fake persona as the unofficial historian of the patent office. Unknown to his colleagues was an uncontrollable fetish for an old "historical PTO wooden bench."

He uses the bench to hypnotize newly minted academy students. Things quickly get out of hand and he ends up placing examiner remains in boxes, which are delivered through interoffice mail to his friend working in the PTO cafeteria.

It will be fascinating reading!

And they continue to wonder why the attrition rate is so high.

Someone should check the ceiling tiles in e6Ks office, I hear he may have some files stashed away up there...

Does it mention the primary's dalliances in neurosurgery?

"Somebody" writes: "maybe his next book will be about the ultra-exciting lives of 20-something post adolescent examiners who play video games and use baby talk. the potential source material is enormous."

these examiners could also have a thing for gladiators, which would make the book even more interesting

"these examiners could also have a thing for gladiators, which would make the book even more interesting"

Somebody got "mugged" :)

And the trumpet, BigBootie, I mean bootay

I think you mean Saxaphone Smallberries!

And, yes, its BigBoo-TAY.

One of the best novels involving IP issues, albeit copyright, is A Frolic of His Own by William Gaddis.

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